There were so many highlights to yesterday. I woke up to a new day. That is truly a blessing. There was no rain, that is a miracle. And I’d had a good night’s sleep, that NEVER HAPPENS.
I then I found this fabulous piece of writing in my eldest child’s diary.
She has been at school for one term – watching her learn to read and write is freaking amazing.
My middle child used the word constellations in a sentence to which my husband remarked: “Who said the Dora App wasn’t a valuable learning tool.”
And our youngest girl only took her clothes off five times which was remarkable.
But then the lowlight of the day happened.
I sent a text message to my Mum about babysitting. Nothing unusual about that. What it was meant to say was: “Lock in Mon(day)”. What it actually said was:
To say I was MORTIFIED is an understatement.
What’s your most embarrassing moment?
bigwords xx
Hi, I'm Bianca Wordley, I write about life.
A few weeks ago I sent my mother a text message that was supposed to say “in bed with socks on”. I WISH I was lying when I tell you that my phone autocorrected it to “in bed WITH DICKS IN”. Poetry. And actually true.
She laughed, by the by.
Oh my goodness, some funny Smart Phone anecdotes out there! Saw you post that on Twitter Bianca. Made me laugh so much. In other news, yesterday I drove off with my neighbour’s iPhone on the roof of my car. Poor man was frantic, knocking on my door to ask my husband to call me back. I had been driving down a highway and was confused as to why cars were beeping at me, oblivious to the fact that he was running behind my car and so when I realised I pulled over to a side street to find the iPhone almost sliding off the bonnet. Saved it just in time. Not that embarrassing but lucky! I tend to avoid recalling really embarrassing moments, I need to work on that lol
Bwahahahaha, thats hilarious!
I don’t have many embarrassing stories, just the usual things like wearing a shirt INSIDE OUT all day, wearing clothes that have a food stain on them, having a friend tell me I have a booger in my hair, you know, just the norm.
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It usually happens to me in tweets and blog comments from my phone. I hit send and away the errors go…lucky most of my friends can now read auto correct, it’s like a special language.
Took G into target changing room to try some jeans on. She unlocked door and bolted. Had no choice but run after her…. In my undies. Yup.
Plus, my mum read my sex post. She sent me a text to say not to worry it does get better. UGHGHHGHGHG!!
How nice that your little one is stripping off too. G can’t keep her clothes on for more than five mins and its driving me crazy!!
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Was helping out at my girls school and while rushing through the door I tripped,did a roll through the air and ended up on my butt on the floor beside the teacher sitting on her chair at the front of the class.
As the whole room burst out laughing and clapped madly all I could do was raise my arms in the air an say “Ta Da.”xx
Bahahahahahahaha!! That is pure gold! And I agree, the apps on anything beginning with ‘i’ teach kidlets more than we think! My 3.5 year old is already smarter than me…which is a concern…
I can’t remember. Cause I am too busy laughing WITH you.
When I was heavily pregnant with baby number two my husband found a fancy dress costume of a bumble bee. He sent me a photo of it while I was out with a smart arse message about having sex. I replyed that being so pregnant and it having been such a long sex draught that he would probably happily “f*$k me in gumboots”. Well, at least I thought I replied to him, when actually I sent the message to my mum!
But how did your mum respond??
i can’t stop giggling at this post.Perfect!
I asked my (now ex) husband out via text. Predictive text had me saying that I really enjoyed his company and would he like to “in out” some time. :-/