bigwords is going on a short blogiday to Darwin. I am going to be spending some of my time here…

I’ll be visiting here…

And drinking quite a lot of these…

Then my family and I will walk along here…

But we will not be swimming in there because of these…

I don’t care though because instead of wearing this…

I’ll finally get a chance to wear this…

Best I go paint my toenails. Take care, catch you all soon. When I look like this…

I’m just hoping the house sitter doesn’t look in our bedside drawers and find that copy of Snooki’s book, A Shore Thing, or the massive Matt Damon emblazoned dildo.