I think it’s always good to pass on things you learn to others. This week I learnt three things.

Firstly, a plushophile is someone who has sexual urges for stuffed toys. Who knew??!!

Secondly, to alleviate “c*&# pong” you must always dry yourself “down there” very vigilantly. Mrs Woog taught me that.

And thirdly, ALWAYS get the promised back massaged BEFORE putting out.

That’s it.

Can you add anything to the list?

bigwords xx

(Ps: Twiggy – you owe me a back massage)