A funny thing happened when I was on the toilet today. I was thinking how cool it would be to write an alternate 12 Days of Xmas ditty and then I popped on to Mrs Woog’s blog and she’d already written one. Go and check it out here. And of course, it was fabulous. Beeeyatch.
Anyway, I left a pithy comment and within minutes she asked if I’d like to link up to her blog post. So here it is…
On the 12th day of Xmas my true love gave to me….
12 Gaga costume changes
11 Juicy scandals
10 Real Housewive’s boob jobs
9 Super rich babies
7 Sad farewells
6 Jolie-Pitt children
5 Lindsay Lohan mugshots
4 Celebrity Divorces
3 Hundred farewell shows
2 Brats dating
AND 1 Matt Daaaaamon
Is there anything I’ve missed?
Hahahah gaga costume changes is my fav. She’s awesome. Jolie-Pitt only have 6 kids? I thought there were like 15…
My favourite was that you thought about this on the toilet. What about one with Matty Newton?
Mrs Woog the beeeyatch must have stolen it from me a couple of years ago, but being the lazy beeeyatch she is, did the short version. I did the whole verses, describing my fucking crapshit poobum life leading up to that Christmas. God, it’s bringing back memories. Pass me the wine.
Is Matt Damon in there for good measure? Or have I missed something (probably!)? Ashamed to say that you just informed me about Mr and Mrs Kutcher. So. Out.Of.It. Loved it. Over to see the Woogs’ version now x
Nup, since you snuck Matt in there, I think we’re good. x