A funny thing happened when I was on the toilet today. I was thinking how cool it would be to write an alternate 12 Days of Xmas ditty and then I popped on to Mrs Woog’s blog and she’d already written one. Go and check it out here. And of course, it was fabulous. Beeeyatch.

Anyway, I left a pithy comment and within minutes she asked if I’d like to link up to her blog post. So here it is…

The 12 Days of Xmas (the celebrity edition)

On the 12th day of Xmas my true love gave to me….

12 Gaga costume changes

11 Juicy scandals

10 Real Housewive’s boob jobs

9 Super rich babies

8 Kaaaardashiaaaaans

7 Sad farewells

6 Jolie-Pitt children

5 Lindsay Lohan mugshots

4 Celebrity Divorces 

3 Hundred farewell shows

2 Brats dating

AND 1 Matt Daaaaamon

Is there anything I’ve missed?