According to the Urban Dictionary, today is Steak and Blowjob Day.
The idea is simple: no cards, flowers, candy or other whimsical gifts. Ladies and gay men, you simply bestow your partner with a steak and a blowjob. Not necessarily in that order.
Dave: “Hey Bob, what did Sally get you for Steak and Blowjob Day?”
Bob: “Well Dave, that would be a big juicy steak, and a big juicy blowjob.”
Bob: “Well Dave, that would be a big juicy steak, and a big juicy blowjob.”
WHO KNEW?
High five yourself guys. I think it’s awesome you’ve thought up a day where the celebrations take up about half an hour. What will you do for the other 23-and-a-half hours? You should have at least called it Steak and a Heap of Bevvies and a Couple of Blowjobs Day.
Pity Twiggy’s working today, looks like he’ll miss out on the festivities. Sucker.
I’m off to get a steak.
bigwords x
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Hahahaha!
So where’s the equivalent for woman? What would the equivalent be?