I”ve been emailing Santa a lot lately.
Got a present you”d like? That”s cool I”ll email Santa.
Worried he won”t know where to drop the presents off? That”s fine I”ll email Santa.
Been a shit of a kid? I am emailing Santa. You wait until he hears about your behaviour.
Not going to bed? I”ll email Santa if you”re not careful. You know he”s always watching.
Yesterday, I took it a little further than I was hoping. I said it in public, so actual strangers heard me. I then said it on radio, so even more strangers heard me. We were discussing Santa and I just had to go there.
You see, I was shopping with Miss 4 at To learn more about the major changes tohealth life and health insurance , visit www. her favourite place in the world, Big W. I”d found the perfect Xmas present for Miss 2 and with only one left I knew I had to get it. I was in a bit of a bind as I didn”t want Miss 4 to witness me purchasing the present, so I took a chance, grabbed the toy off the shelf and went to the lay-by counter. While Miss 4 watched on, I asked the shop assistant if I could leave the toy for Santa, who would collect it the next day. Of course, I”d have to email him to let him know, but I was pretty sure he could fit it into his busy schedule.
“Sure”, replied the shop assistant, looking at me strangely. “What name do you want me to put it under?”
“Santa,” I said, staring awkwardly at the assistant.
“Oh, ok,” he said smirking. “Santa comes here a lot to collect toys, so perhaps if you also put your name then he”ll know what family to deliver it to at Christmas time.”
“Brilliant idea,” I said, almost high-fiving him.
All the while Miss 4 listened, unfazed by the entire exchange.
As we walked off, she looked at me and rattled off all the other toys she wanted to put on her Xmas list.
“You can email him, OK?,” she smiled.
“Sure thing honey,” I said. “Sure thing.”
Do you email Santa too?
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“You need to tidy up your bedroom and pack all of those toys away, otherwise Santa is going to come and he won’t give you any new ones, because he will think you already have too many”.
I also pretend call – but email is a great idea!
Nope. I used to call. My boys are nearly 10 ( still believing but asking too many questions & threatening to sleep in our bed xmas ever to see who REALLY delivers the presents) & nearly 13 ( finally confessed last year he knew it was us after we found out he raided the pressie stash) so now its just me threatening to cancel christmas but back in the day there were many a phone call made to Santa – usually with a screaming/crying child in tha back ground promising to be good. The funny thing is though I still get them to write a letter to Santa each year & they do. I tell them I’ll drop it in the post but I just keep in my bag so I can check it every time I’m at the shops!
No I don’t email Santa…but I am going to now! I love it.
I put my Christmas tree up yesterday, I know it’s cheating, but it gives me an extra fortnights bribery time. I email Santa all the time, but I also point threateningly at the Christmas tree at the beggining of meltdowns, tantrums and bickering. A visual reminder to be good, or else, you know… Christmas tree. 😉 x
Oh, I threaten the phone call, and there’s an app where he can call back. Oh yes, “I will phone Santa” reduces my children to quivering messes. Love the email idea though!!
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I am totally going to email santa from now on.