In an Adelaide home, far, far away, there lived a 5yo girl with extraordinary super powers. We shall call her Loofah Girl.
Armed with a loofah mitt, she could clean dead skin cells with a single swipe. She spent her days ridding people of their old skins, leaving them fresh and slightly red.
Her catch cry: “Exfoliate, exfoliate”, rang through the inner city suburbs.
She was, in her own words: “Saving the world”.
This was just one of the many adventures that took place while the kids jumped around on our bed this morning. This is why I drink a lot of coffee and much wine.
What would your super power be?