This is to be sung like you are Maria from the Sound of Music.
A FEW OF MY LEAST FAVOURITE THINGS
Fingers up noses and snot quickly eaten
Piles of washing and mismatched socks and mittens
Putrid lunch boxes with food that’s rotting
These are a few of my least favourite things
My Little Ponies and pink coloured poodles
Uneaten schnitzel and cheesey-filled noodles
Stepping on toys and broken fairy wings
These are a few of my least favourite things
Girls in white dresses with bolognese splashes
Nits on their head, up their nose and eyelashes
Cleaning the toilet is so fucking boring
These are a few of my least favourite things
When the kid’s scream and they won’t sleep
When I’m feeling sad
I simply remember to pour a big wine
And then I don’t feel so bad.
Can you tell I’m avoiding something…
Are there any lyrics you’d add to the song? What are your least favourite things?
bigwords x
Hi, I'm Bianca Wordley, I write about life.
Now, this I love.
Almost everything on the list I agree with. Other than the my little pony’s – there is something cute about those. Can you do a verse about toys scattered about, clothes on the floor, chores not done and days filled with backchat?
Sad empty toilet rolls left in the dunny
Teenager’s skid marks both solid and runny
Wash basin covered in rusty can rings
These are a few of my least favourite things.
Mother of five big kids 🙂
I have just been blogging about my favourite things. I LOVE your poem though which made me chuckle. Thank you! 🙂