OMG OMG OMG I’m going to be an Angel – a Victoria’s Secret Angel. I can not believe it. SQUUUUUEEEEEEE!!!
You see they’ve finally opened the doors to girls with short hair. They’re embracing difference of hair. I’ve waited so long for this moment. I feel like I’ve worked my whole life for this. I’ve been practising my poses and everything.
OK, I know I’m not strictly a “girl”, I am more of a woman. And I know by short hair, they actually mean blonde, highlighted, shoulder length hair (so hair extensions can be added if required for continuity purposes). But, I have boobs and hair so I’m in with a chance aren’t I? Look at me sexy smizing (smiling in my eyes) in this photo.
Now I can tell my girls that short hair is deemed sexually viable. Hooray! Finally, they too can strive for the ultimate girl pursuit of becoming an Angel. As long as their legs are six feet tall, their tummies are concave and they remain under a size zero. They must also giggle A LOT, get dimples surgically implanted and bounce around with a mixture of sweet, naughty, cheeky and fire in their doe eyes.
You see, before you had to have all those attributes to be Angel-worthy, now you can also cut your hair to your shoulders. Vote One for hair diversity. It’s a win for every woman out there with a bob. No longer do they have to walk in shame for letting their hairdresser cut their girlish sexy away. Women everywhere will now be able to say proudly: “Honey, I’ve had a little haircut, but it’s ok because it’s just like an Angel”. “Phew”, their partners will reply.
I can’t wait until the day they embrace girls with ginger hair. Then we know all the sexy bases are covered. It is such an exciting time to be a woman.
I’ll leave it up the newest Angel to close off this blog post with her wise, wise words.
“It’s an honor to be the first Victoria’s Secret girl with short hair,” Karlie Kloss told People. “There are girls out there with every body type and there are girls out there with every hair type. You can be sexy with short hair!”
Well then, since I have shaved hair I am BOUND to get the call up now. Surely.
This post ROCKS. Surely the main prerequisite is having wings growing out your back? I’ve always had pointy back wing bones. I’d say I’m in now too.
When are they going to feature a 14E cup down the runway? If my hubby loves ’em surely other men out there do too! Why do they cater for men in these parades? It’s the women who buy…..
How very PC of them!
Love this! Rolling on floor laughing, short hair and all!
If Karlie sucks any harder her face will cave in.
exactly! As a similarly-endowed (ok, exactly that cup size) woman, I’m always amazed by these “fashion shows”.
Pensive fish. Best photo caption. You’ve got it made in the shade, honey!
omg. LOL. great post. thanks.
Hehe love this post!:) and your pensive fish look is very cute:) if they start embracing poodle haired I’m in too;)
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Hilarious. My 3 yr old had the most adorable bob when she started at 3yr old kinder. The kinder was not exactly what you would deem progressive. My daughter came home telling me blue was for boys and she only played with girls and she needed to grow her hair. We have been growing her hair ever since because I am happy to let her make her own decisions on these things, but I hope this MAJOR BREAKTHROUGH IN DIVERSITY filters down to kindergartens ASAP.