I had sex with George Clooney. OK, I didn’t really. I nearly did. And it was in my dream. My stupid sexless “wake up before you have the actual sex with George Clooney” dream. The dream he seductively asks you back to his hotel room and before the sex, even before the get nude and kiss my neck part, you wake up. You wake up not getting to have sex with George Clooney. A SEXLESS DREAM. Who does that?

Anyway, here’s another picture of George, who I nearly had sex with in my dream last night.

And just one more of him with added extras, because I can.

(now that it’d be a dream I wouldn’t won’t to wake up too early from)

Do you ever wake up before the good bits?

bigwords x