I went to a kindy excursion last week to a farm. I was taught how to milk a cow. Despite having “milked” myself on many occasions having breastfed three babies, I was not prepared for how invasive it felt. Poor cow with all these many hands on her engorged milk glands.

Today my husband came home from school/kindy drop-off with a grin from ear to ear. He said: “Do you want to see the funniest card ever?”


Yes, this card is up there with the most hilarious cards ever. A photo of me milking a cow. Euphemism I hear you mumbling?! I can’t stop giggling and cringing when I look at this. I do believe kindy pick-up today may be a little awkward!

Have you ever milked a cow? I felt dirty afterwards.

bigwords x