I’ve noticed a trend among the world’s mega famous. They are so paranoid about their appearance that they have taken to wearing face girdles. You know, like Nancy Ganz for your face. They also wear them to blend into the crowd or some other wacky “keeping a part of themselves to themselves” reason.
The original famous face girdle was worn by Michael Jackson, for privacy. Because he never stood out what with his massive entourage.
Face girdles are now mega blinged-out. Justin Bieber loves them.
Kanye West has taken them to a whole new level.
Even Leonardo’s been wearing them. He thought he’d pop one on when holidaying so the paparazzi would stop chasing him. In his mind, he is now incognito.
Even the chicks are getting in on the action. Madonna, Lady Gaga, Tyra Banks and Anne Hathaway. And you know it’s not that cool anymore when she wears one.
And when I thought the trend couldn’t get any more puzzling. I saw this.
Seriously. “I’ve got my face girdle on, but I’m sure I’ve forgotten something?”. Yes, YOU FORGOT YOUR TOP.
Would you wear a face girdle?
I cannot for the life of me explain! For bad face days? LOL.
Aren’t they silly!? xx btw: I am counting down the days now x
Seriously, what is with that last one?
I’d much prefer a diamond ring!