Let’s get straight to the point. I am as stupid as the stupidest person in the room, but there are some facts I need to get straight.
Sharing Facebook status updates including legal jargon about copyright or saccharine messages does not bolster your social awareness. It’s just annoying.
Two And A Half Men is not funny. I don’t even think it’s a tv show, I actually think it’s a documentary about stupid people.
Milo does not help you “work, rest and play”, it helps shut the kids up for five minutes. And while we’re at it, just because a certain chocolate contains a “glass-and-a-half of full cream dairy milk” means squat.
Blood is red, not blue. And no-one who has their period wears tight white pants. No-one. Unless of course they are a gymnast, but I’m pretty sure they’d skip their pill for the big meets.
Mums do not want to be congratulated for buying margarine or bread. They want to be doing anything but buying groceries. Margarine and bread purchasing is not a skill, it’s a reminder that you’re not off traveling the world.
Today Tonight and A Current Affair are not news programs. Please do not refer to segments shown on those shows as fact.
Flies are not called Louie. They are called Stan. Everyone knows that.
Boat people wear boat shoes and Lacoste polo shirts. The other people, who out of desperation and fear, flee the only homes they know to cram onto dangerous vessels in an attempt to find a safe haven for their families, are called asylum seekers. Or in simpler terms, they are called people.
Despite what he’d like us to believe, Prime Minister Gillard never “stabbed” Kevin Rudd in the back. There would have been blood and much screaming if she had. OK, there’s been screaming, but no blood.
Just because – you ride a bike fast, kick a ball through two tiny sticks or hit holes in one – doesn’t mean you are exempt from decency.
The Real Housewives are not real. They are anything but real. And Dancing With The Stars is a bit of a stretch depending on the “star” and the “dancing”.
Spending time online writing nasty things about other people anonymously makes you a coward, not a commentator.
Beer is a food group. I repeat, it is a food group.
Rebecca Black is not a vocalist, nor is she a lyricist. And while we are on the topic of music, stop downloading Chris Brown tracks and please refrain from encouraging Nickelback.
And whatever you do, don’t forget to check the spelling before getting a tattoo.
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you need to try using my new mantra – ‘according to chemistry, alcohol is a solution!’
The size of my bust has nothing to do with my IQ, fashion doesn’t stop at a size 12 and I can be great and overweight at the same time!
And I thought you’d lost your blogging mojo……. CLEARLY NOT!!!
Nothing to add. You said it all with: “Spending time online writing nasty things about other people anonymously makes you a coward, not a commentator.” Hear! Hear!
Thank you. I needed that!
You just gave me the best laugh. Thank you muchly xx 🙂
You never fail to make me smile when I need it 😀
I could not agree more about two and a half men, I become highly agitated just seeing a commercial or it. Just like today tonight etc are not news the people on it are NOT journalists!!
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I’d like to know why people become all hot under the collar about things that are fundamentally unshocking. For example every time some meatheaded footballer gets a skinful and makes a spectacle of himself the level of public outrage goes into overdrive – why?
Nothing to add! This is awesome! x
Just because someone working in retail is not a measure of their intelligence nor does it imply that you can click your fingers at them and call them girly. (even more insulting when said girl in in their 40s)
Just because a woman is a SAHM does not mean she does nothing all day
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Aside from trying to type properly (and with no spelling mistakes) whilst laughing, I would just add one: leggings are NOT acceptable clothing for women over the age of eighteen, full stop.
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